Friday, May 22, 2009

This Is What You Get For Having An Affair


The China Press and Sin Chew Daily reported last week that a 30 year old woman secretary was having an affair with her boss. They had their car parked in a Singapore park where she was performing oral sex on him. Suddenly, a reversing van slammed into their car. The impact cause her to bite down and bit the man's penis off.

The man's wife had hired a private investigator to catch him cheating. He said that after parking the car, the car started to "shake violently" and then it was hit by the van. The PI heard the woman scream loudly and her mouth was covered in blood. Gross! The PI being a good guy, called for an ambulance. The woman followed him to the hospital with his detached penis.

I feel bad the guy got injured, but hah! That's what you get. Cheaters never prosper!

[image via signs-of-a-cheater]

3 comments:

  1. omggg...this almost beats the story I heard of the lady who had a seizure during...

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  2. O M G. O M G. O M G. is this really true?

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  3. either way people who have affairs are gna burn in hell!!

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